No don't answer that- I know why she writes them because stupid idiots like me buy the books and read them.
Here let me summarize- Stephanie Plum-screw-up bounty hunter or bond enforcement whichever you prefer, lives in the Burbs. She mooches dinner off her parents regularly, works with a Plus sized ex-ho and typical Italian office manager. She trades off between cop Joe Morelli an old boyfriend from the neighborhood and ultra hot Ranger. She gets into some scrape or another and leans on each until they help her escape from whatever schanigans she has managed to stumble into.
Look I know I sound bitter---and I am. I told myself to stop at 13. I told myself no, don't do it, you know you will be mad. But did I listen-no I didn't. I read 14 and now 15 and I'm mad. Let me tell you it's tough to be mad at yourself. I try to go in my room and pout but I am already there.
I think this book could have been saved if she just slept with him already. What in the holy hell are you waiting for? If you sleep in a man's bed every single night but don't sleep with him eventually I am going to stop reading!!!!
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